i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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