yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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