THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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