Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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