Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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