If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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