i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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