New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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