I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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