Small penises have feelings too.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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