She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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