Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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