if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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