After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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