my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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