The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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