We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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