Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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