Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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