What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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