UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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