My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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