so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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