hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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