just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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