so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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