I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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