just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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