I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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