if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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