Porn is love you can see.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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