Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I look better un-naked...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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