I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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