Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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