Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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