I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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