Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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third nipple confirmed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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