we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It's Friday. Sex?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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