You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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