Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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