I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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