My liver just broke up with me...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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