I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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