...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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