Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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