Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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