Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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