Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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