just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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