Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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